"We also see evidence of heavy Christmas tourism at Bethlehem hotels."
Astronomers have never been able to offer a satisfactory consensus explanation of the Star of Bethlehem. That's because it's really a huge floating LED set up for the convenience of the time-travel tourists, who would find it very frustrating not to have strong artificial illumination during the longest nights of the year
but dating apps are majority male (and heterosexual), so it seems likely that the time travelers aren't actually wealthy sex tourists, but fugitives fleeing future fertility control. ironically, they are bootstrapping the fertility decline of the future in the process.
big if true
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"We also see evidence of heavy Christmas tourism at Bethlehem hotels."
Astronomers have never been able to offer a satisfactory consensus explanation of the Star of Bethlehem. That's because it's really a huge floating LED set up for the convenience of the time-travel tourists, who would find it very frustrating not to have strong artificial illumination during the longest nights of the year
impeccable logic, brava!
this is some good science I’m convinced
i fucking LOVE science
this sciences crushes hard
You've been listening to Joanna Newsom's Divers, I see!
but dating apps are majority male (and heterosexual), so it seems likely that the time travelers aren't actually wealthy sex tourists, but fugitives fleeing future fertility control. ironically, they are bootstrapping the fertility decline of the future in the process.
it seems so obvious that Joan of Arc was a time traveler now